Graduating in May 2013 with a double major in Art History and Studio Art, as well as a Certificate in Technology, Arts and Media, and a Certificate in Advertising from CU Boulder. Looking for employment in an advertisement environment. HIRE ME PLEASE

My Italian teacher is a bitch. She regularly loses her shit about us being spoiled Americans and not wanting to learn another language because everyone knows English. We are a month ahead of everyone and learned next to nothing. I still don’t know how to order, ask how much something costs, ask how someone is, my numbers or anything. She gets mad at us if we don’t understand something and wastes no time telling us that if we were Italian w e would have no trouble learning this. Well no duh lady. They’re Italian.

EDIT: She gave me four extra points on my quiz, because otherwise I would have failed it. Sassy gal has a soul after all..